Okay now, I need a favor...A VERY BIG ONE!
Do you have any connections with the "Big Fat Guy" dressed in a red suit?
um hum...that's right. That's what I want to know because...
My begging is not working.
My sweet talking is not working.
Even my sweet eyes are not working!!
What's up with that Santa?
I still have fur from the top of his boots under my fingernails as I was dragged off of his lap last weekend.
I am done with the begging and I am resorting to evil thoughts of bribery...
(please forgive me but I'm in a desperate state!)
I'm still reeling over last Saturday night's loss of my beloved Saints to the neighboring
Cowgirls Cowboys. sniff. sniff. The Saints played like sissies...how could they upset me like this?
I have been a VERY good girl.
I try to make you laugh.
I post my best and prettiest pictures and I even sing silly jingles!
Therefore...If you have any connections with the Fat Guy, please help me because I'm obviously the low number in his sleigh!!!! ;)
Let me know soon as the "Fast Holiday Loan" office around the corner will be closing today at 5pm sharp! I'm one desperate Saints Fan here!!! guys...if you have ANY connections in helping me out...I'll owe you my life! ;)
One more thing...
Don't forget to pray for me before you eat your Christmas Dinner!!!!
thank you ;)
Merry Christmas to you my friends!!!