God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, 'Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'.'
'Oh, is that so? Tell me...' replies God.
'Well', says the scientist, 'we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.'
'Well, that's interesting. Show Me.'
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
'Oh no, no, no...' interrupts God,
(I love this:)
'Get your own dirt.'
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this joke was sent to me this morning by my sister-in-law who sends me some great stuff everyday. I thought I'd share it with ya'll, it made me smile!
Feel free to use the photo above too! I hope both make you smile!
(And, I'm still out but just can't help myself...I really miss ya'll!)
7 comments:
Our pastor told it recently and I had zoned out and all I heard was the punchline! Haha! So now I know!
I needed a good laugh today......thanks! I also love all of your images.....keep them coming.......take care of your need to dos but keep them coming.
Too funny!
Ha that is so cool! Love it. I like to think God has a great sense of humor don't you. Good laugh!
Cute one! Pam
I knew you couldn't stay away...
VictorianGypsy
The comic in the video on my site is Louis C.K. He is funny on Conan but sort of potty mouth at other times. He was just on Showtime last night in a special.
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